Meet The Spartans

"Basically, it's all the best scenes from several well-known movies except with really lame fart jokes spliced in."

The synopsis from IMDB there, about Meet he Spartans. Its pretty much bang on. Apart from they missed out "Badly acted, Badly Scripted, Badly Done. Kill yourself instead of viewing this movie!"

$30 Million budget and this is the shit they came up with?!?! What the flying fxck did they spend the rest on? Ice cream? I could make a better Movie with £3.12. (The 12p to style my hair)

I mean, come on, Cal watched 20 mins before he nearly died of being too serious.

Seriously, the people who make this should be put under the death sentence. This is like 9/11 times 300.

0/10 - Never, Ever even touch this movie. You may get cancer. or Aids.


- Joe